I've just had an email from the local Children's Centre with their summer programme. There are two themed weeks.

One is Pirates and Princesses, the other Fairies/Wizards.

Oh goodness will I be feeding back my thoughts on that, once I've taken the swearing out because the only contact I have is some poor bloody admin who doesn't deserve to get my full and frank opinion on the subject.

And they ask me why I don't go to mother-and-child groups much...